Snails

Post the sad frog again

12 Apr transhumanisticpanspermia:
“ unflatteringcatselfies:
“This is Booplesnoot. He likes to scream if he’s not being petted/looked at by every person in the room.
”
his name is also instructions
”

transhumanisticpanspermia:

unflatteringcatselfies:

This is Booplesnoot. He likes to scream if he’s not being petted/looked at by every person in the room.

his name is also instructions

12 Apr

askgloucester:

niikudragon:

red-lipstick:

Over 150 years ago a group of anonymous Japanese artists created a 34-ft long scroll titled He-Gassen (屁合戦), literally: “Fart Battle.”  It was created during the Edo Period (probably around 1846) in Japan and consists of roughly 15 different scenes depicting people directing their farts at other people or objects. There are people farting at each other. There are people farting through objects. There are people combating farts with fans. There are bags of farts being released. Trees and cats get blown away by farts. And the scroll culminates with a divine gust of flatulence knocking over a ceremony and causing complete and utter chaos.

Good to know we’ve advanced so far since then.

dying HEL P ME IM DYIGNHDFJB

(Source: spoon-tamago.com)

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black-to-the-bones:

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this is too cute

(Source: twitter.com)

12 Apr cherylsthighhighboots:
“well if this isnt the most convincing beronica scene ever
”

cherylsthighhighboots:

well if this isnt the most convincing beronica scene ever

12 Apr

Me having sex

  • Him: mm yeah baby who's your daddy
  • me: [turns around] YUR NOT MY DAAAAD... Ugly ass fuckin.. noodlehead
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bellygangstaboo:

What the hell does Pepsi have to do with Islam and Lindsay Lohan?

(Source: US Weekly)

12 Apr

bogleech:

awen-darkling:

Baby trying to eat hard food for the first time. Listen to his determination!!

PLEASE TURN SOUND ON

12 Apr nikoni:
“ metalslugx:
“”
bad prank
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nikoni:

metalslugx:

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bad prank 

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12 Apr